Tuesday 23 June 2009

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CHAMPAGNE/SAMBUCA AHOY LEADS TO TRIPPY COSMIC VISIONS OF AN AMBULANCE JOURNEY HOME....DID IT HAPPEN OR NOT?!
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SLUTTY ACCIDENTLY PULLS OUT ONE OF HER CATS WHISKERS ...DISFIGURING HER MOGGY MUSE.....
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Saturday 13 June 2009

SLUTTY AND FRIENDS FOUND A DRUNK MAN ON THE WAY HOME AFTER A GIG..HE WAS DRIBBLING AND THERE WAS VOMIT ON THE FLOOR...WE WEREN'T SURE WHETHER HE HAD BEEN BEATEN UP OR NOT AS HE HAD MARKS ON HIS FACE SO WE CALLED AN AMBULANCE. ON CLOSER INSPECTION WE SAW THAT HE HAD 'PARTY HARD' WRITTEN ACROSS HIS FOREHEAD.....

Tuesday 2 June 2009

STEPHEN BIN DESCRIBES SLUTTY'S LOOK AS: 

WARDROBE FREESTYLE
BOXCRASH
SAD DANCE
DADDY WRONG STYLE
KLONKY FUSS
SLUTTY LIKES:

Not necessarily in this order...

GOLDIE HAWN
DOGS ON STRING
CATS WHISKERS
CUPS OF TEA
PERCUSSION
WRITING LISTS
OLD MEN

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SLUTTY DISLIKES:

DRUNK SLUTTY
BAD MANNERS
HOLES IN SOCKS
LITTER TRAYS
CANNED LAUGHTER
ICE CREAM