ALL TOMORROWS PARTIES....

IT'S ALL BULLSHIT

YOU LOOK LIKE A CUNT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUSSETT

R.I.P BOBBY ROBSON

SLUTTY IS SAD

LET'S START A BAND / GO TO NEW YORK /

CHANGE OUR NAMES / GO ON TOUR /

PLAY 4 FAME /

THE BINS! THE BINS!

THE BINS! THE BINS!

FOO CAKE

Relaxed Feminine energy

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CHAMPAGNE/SAMBUCA AHOY LEADS TO TRIPPY COSMIC VISIONS OF AN AMBULANCE JOURNEY HOME....DID IT HAPPEN OR NOT?!

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SLUTTY ACCIDENTLY PULLS OUT ONE OF HER CATS WHISKERS ...DISFIGURING HER MOGGY MUSE.....

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SLUTTY AND FRIENDS FOUND A DRUNK MAN ON THE WAY HOME AFTER A GIG..HE WAS DRIBBLING AND THERE WAS VOMIT ON THE FLOOR...WE WEREN'T SURE WHETHER HE HAD BEEN BEATEN UP OR NOT AS HE HAD MARKS ON HIS FACE SO WE CALLED AN AMBULANCE. ON CLOSER INSPECTION WE SAW THAT HE HAD 'PARTY HARD' WRITTEN ACROSS HIS FOREHEAD.....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

STEPHEN BIN DESCRIBES SLUTTY'S LOOK AS: 

WARDROBE FREESTYLE

BOXCRASH

SAD DANCE

DADDY WRONG STYLE

KLONKY FUSS

SLUTTY LIKES:

Not necessarily in this order...

GOLDIE HAWN

DOGS ON STRING

CATS WHISKERS

CUPS OF TEA

PERCUSSION

WRITING LISTS

OLD MEN

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SLUTTY DISLIKES:

DRUNK SLUTTY

BAD MANNERS

HOLES IN SOCKS

LITTER TRAYS

CANNED LAUGHTER

ICE CREAM

CUT ME AND I BLEED CIDER....

BOYS GO TO JUPITER GET MORE STUPIDER 

GIRLS GO TO MARS BECOME ROCK STARS...