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**SLUTTY IS VERY EXCITED ABOUT SMAPD**
PRIVATE VIEW FRIDAY 22ND OCT
RED GATE GALLERY
BRIXTON
SW9 8RU

SHE HOPES THAT UNLIKE HER LAST TIME IN
SOUTH LONDON SHE CAN MANAGE TO AVOID
RANDOM LAVENDER BASEMENTS IN EAST
DULWICH...

I DON'T UNDERSTAND...WHERE IS THE NEON?

**AESTHETICALLY OFFENDED**

KEVIN KEEGAN'S UGLY EVIL TWIN

ALL TOMORROWS PARTIES....

IT'S ALL BULLSHIT

YOU LOOK LIKE A CUNT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUSSETT

R.I.P BOBBY ROBSON

SLUTTY IS SAD

LET'S START A BAND / GO TO NEW YORK /

CHANGE OUR NAMES / GO ON TOUR /

PLAY 4 FAME /

THE BINS! THE BINS!

THE BINS! THE BINS!

FOO CAKE

Relaxed Feminine energy

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CHAMPAGNE/SAMBUCA AHOY LEADS TO TRIPPY COSMIC VISIONS OF AN AMBULANCE JOURNEY HOME....DID IT HAPPEN OR NOT?!

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SLUTTY ACCIDENTLY PULLS OUT ONE OF HER CATS WHISKERS ...DISFIGURING HER MOGGY MUSE.....

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SLUTTY AND FRIENDS FOUND A DRUNK MAN ON THE WAY HOME AFTER A GIG..HE WAS DRIBBLING AND THERE WAS VOMIT ON THE FLOOR...WE WEREN'T SURE WHETHER HE HAD BEEN BEATEN UP OR NOT AS HE HAD MARKS ON HIS FACE SO WE CALLED AN AMBULANCE. ON CLOSER INSPECTION WE SAW THAT HE HAD 'PARTY HARD' WRITTEN ACROSS HIS FOREHEAD.....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!